Mamica - Ministar Lingvista, Nensi

Ti bi da mi šapneš šta je to ljubav

Ali ne smeš od mamice

Ti bi da me takneš samo kad skuvam ručak

A ja ne bih iz pidžamice

Ti stalno samo radiš i smeta ti gužva

A meni dolaze drugarice

I nemaš nerava da slušaš kad uzmem da kukam

Mama kriva je, u stvari, sve

Da nađem pos’o il' da kuvam i perem veš???

Ko je još čuo taj program i plan?

Ja ne

Sve ide bolje kad ti radiš za oboje

Nisam poput tvoje mamice, ne, ne…

Briga me za vaše željice

Ja više volim sebe

(Ministar)

Krenimo od savremene žene:

Ona ne gubi vreme — ona gubi nevinost na vreme

Sa trin’est krene, do dvadesete već je profi

I kapira da se njene usluge jako cene

Ona neće na faks jer ne ume da misli

Ona ne zna da kuva, ona neće da čisti

Ona traži sponzora da plati putovanje

Kupi kola, kupi kuću i — neće tu da stane

Sa druge strane, imamo fino vaspitane ortake

Koji ne vole nikog drugog osim mame

Jer, mama zna da kuva i mami nije problem

Da usisa, da opere, da ispegla za orden

Al' ne shvata da od njega pravi degenerika…

On ima smisao za posao i sumu na računu

Koja je velika… al' ništa to ne vredi

Kada je keva rodila sina Edipa… jebi ga

(Nensi)

Cura 21. veka:

Ono kao, urbana skroz

Ekserima kucam kez na lice

Duvam, cirkam, imam novi cirkon

Ali ovi momci današnji

Stvarno ne znam šta im je:

Čim prođe muvanje

Oni traže punjene paprike

Pa ej, zar da žuljam prstiće?

Ja sam suviše kul!

Ti sisaj prst, a ja sad palim u klub!

(Marčelo)

Moja keva je šef svemira, nervira kad to negiraš:

Ona Noletu servira dok Limenog trenira!

Ona kuva za Oliver Džejmija, ti svaki ručak kremiraš!

Mene olako slušaš, ona ćaleta olukom prebija!

Keva je pride najbolja riba igde — pitaj repere

Kažu: «Čelo de Facto, kako bi' ti jeb’o mater, e!»

Za nju baš orni, sva ta gomila…

Tata bi mi bio Čak Noris, da ga keva nije odbila

I — iznad kamina drži glave mojih bivših riba

— bućne ih u pasulj da zamiriše, il' baci na tiganj

Njihove lajave usne za večeru pikant

Jedna bivša joj rekla krivu reč.

Otada je kriva

Iz invalidskih kolica zahvaljuje kevi što je živa

Piše čestitke za Osmi mart — olovkom u zubima

I… i još je carskim rezom rodila cara sina

Tako fino dete -- pravi ponos i dika

You want to whisper to me what love is

But you can't from mommy

You only want to touch me when I'm cooking lunch

And I wouldn't wear pajamas

You just keep working and the crowd bothers you

And my friends are coming to me

And you don't have the nerve to listen when I start whining

Mom is to blame, in fact, for everything

Should I find a job or cook and do my laundry ???

Who else heard that program and plan?

Not me

Everything goes better when you work for both

I'm not like your mommy, no, no…

I don't care about your wishes

I prefer myself

(Minister)

Let's start with the modern woman:

She doesn't waste time - she loses her virginity in time

He starts at thirteen, by the age of twenty he is already a pro

And she understands that her services are highly valued

She won't go to college because she can't think

She doesn't know how to cook, she doesn't want to clean

She is looking for a sponsor to pay for the trip

Buy a car, buy a house and - it won't stop there

On the other hand, we have well-mannered partners

Who love no one but mom

Because, mom knows how to cook and mom is not a problem

To suck, to wash, to iron for a medal

But he doesn't understand that he makes him a degenerate…

He has a sense of business and a sum in the account

Which is great, but it's not worth anything

When the mother gave birth to her son Oedipus, fuck him

(Nancy)

21st Century Girl:

It's like, completely urban

I put nails on my face

I blow, I circus, I have new zircon

But these guys today

I really don't know what's wrong with them:

As soon as the flirting is over

They are looking for stuffed peppers

So hey, should I scratch my fingers?

I'm too cool!

You suck your finger, and now I'm burning in the club!

(Marcello)

My mother is the head of the universe, annoyed when you deny it:

She serves Nole while Limen trains!

She cooks for Oliver Jamie, you cremate every lunch!

You listen to me lightly, that dad beats you with a gutter!

Keva is the best fish anywhere - ask the rappers

They say, "Cello de Facto, how the fuck are you, motherfucker!"

For her, it's a plow, all that crowd…

My dad would be Chuck Norris, if his mother hadn't turned him down

And - above the fireplace holds the heads of my former fish

- he throws them into the beans to smell, or throws them on the pan

Their barking lips for a spicy dinner

One ex said the wrong word to her.

She's been guilty ever since

From the wheelchair, he thanks Kevi for being alive

He writes congratulations for March 8 - with a pencil in his teeth

And she gave birth to the emperor's son by caesarean section

Such a nice child - he is proud and proud