Good Vs Evil - Madchild

Lawn Mower Man

I’m the Lawn Mower Man

OKAY!

Tell me who the best is

Break into your house

And come downstairs and spit asbestos

Tell Satan we gon' have a little exorcism

I’m a fuckin' super beast with gamma x-ray vision

It’s good versus evil

Bax War Fam is understood by the people

Ain’t nobody fucking with this monster I’m lethal

Prefontaine full of pain spitting ether

I ain’t got no time for a breather

Cold like a freezer

Old like a geezer with reverb

I don’t like a girl at my lever

Cause when it comes to bitches

I’m picky like a fucking pair of tweezers

Eh, eh I’m proud to be from

C-A-N-A-D-A better do what we say

Come up the stairs and write a song

And hit the beat hard

Babble on the track like I’m a hyperactive retard

Fuck!

Shit!

I swear like I got tourettes

Smoke a rapper easy like a lit up cigarette

Eat a rapper like he was a baguette

The way I spit I guarantee you’re gonna never forget

Contort words, bend sentences like magic

I warp Smurf every ending will be tragic

You are beautiful, but you are gonna die

Don’t wanna end up looking back

And say you coulda tried

What if I was a butterfly

With a broken wing

Nighty night, sing a lullaby

I’m a vocal king

Not a local king, I’m a broke star

Swear so much I need to eat a fucking soap bar

Been around the world and fucked a few thousand chicks

Got a Range Rover but it’s a 2006

I don’t get a hangover cause I don’t drink anymore

Life’s better overall except Shane’s plenty bored

I swear I’ve seen every movie on the motherfucking planet

Tried watching sports and still don’t fucking understand it

I guess it’s camaraderie, I’m a commodity

Fuck rap you’ve got a better chance to win the lottery

You are not in my velocity

Cause I’m an awesome beast

I’m quite possibly the best

You’ll need a cross and priest

Not forgotten I’m still Mothra

I’ve got rotten teeth

You’ll need a coffin

I’m a prophet and I often speak