American - Macklemore

How y’all doing there, folks?

My name is Aberdeen Washington

And I’m a proud American and a terrorist fighter

That’s right

Hey, get me another beer, bitch

Now when the day Bin Laden comes to town

I’m 'a drop a deuce wipe it up with his towel

Mow my lawn, sit on the couch, I’m 'a watch some football

I pray to the Lord the Cowboys win

And beat the hell out of them damn Redskins

Call up the boys, get drunk as shit

Goddamn right, I’m American

That’s right, I’m American

Got a picture of Reagan above my fire

Next to the deer I shot with my rifle

N.R.A.

Hell, yeah!

I support 'em

No pro-choice, no abortion

Mexicans?

Send 'em back over the border

Right on home to Samoa, wherever they come from

Taking our jobs, eating out hamburgers, taking our jobs

They’re taking our jobs, I see 'em in the fields I’m taking their head off

I hate my job and I hate my boss

But I love my country and I pray to God that the Cowboys win

Fuck yeah Romo

That the Cowboys win

That’s right, that’s right, that’s right, come on

Everybody just clap your hands

If you love our country, if you love our land

That’s right

And if you’re not clapping your hands

You’re a terrorist and you eat sand, sandwiches

The day Bin Laden comes to town

I’m 'a drop a deuce wipe my poop with his towel

Mow my lawn, sit on the couch, and I’m 'a watch some football

And I pray to the lord the Cowboys win

And beat the hell out of them damn Redskins

Call up the boys, get drunk as shit

Goddamn right, I’m American

I’m Ameri-fucking-can

Now John McCain and Sarah Palin

I know you lost out there and it was a tough one

But you’re still two mavericks in my book, don’t worry about it

Now listen Palin, I heard you like beer

Me too.

I don’t have a six pack

But I got a beer bong in my pants

What do you say we go get shit-faced in a helicopter and kill a moose

America, the chosen

Guns, explosions

McDonald’s, bowling

You don’t like it, we exploit ya

Pop a pill, get a boner

Hell, yeah!

Tony Romo

Man that guy’s so damn cute I want to sack his boner

And ride him brokeback all the way to Wyoming

No homo.

Psych

Hey I said no homo

Hey… fuck terrorists

I don’t mean like f—, I don’t want to fuck a terrorist

Guys, I’m kidding

I like Romo, I don’t like Bromo

I said, «Fuck terrorists,"not «I wanna fuck a terrorist.»

You wouldn’t, if you caught Bin Laden you wouldn’t give him one in the butt?

For America?

If ya said «No homo"right after ya did it?

It doesn’t count if it’s terrorists

Hey little Aberdeen, come in here

Yeah

Hey come sing the national family anthem, come on

USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, Hey, Hey

USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, Hey, Hey

That’s right, I’m an American citizen

Aberdeen Washington, this is my country

And just because Barack Obama won the presidential election

Does not mean that half the country doesn’t feel the same way I do

And I came to America

And I live in America

Come on

And I live in America

I do too, dad

Let me get 'em

And I live in America

And I live in Ameri

Shut up, little Aberdeen, shut the fuck up

My bad

Let me tell 'em

That’s right

I’m American