Sam Jones Done Snagged His Britches On - Louis Jordan

Sam Jones done snagged his britches

Now he’s walkin' round here in stitches

He always pal’ed 'round with his vipers

'Til they brought him down to his diapers

Hmm!

Old Sam is beat down to his socks!

Like the chicks say Sam just twitches

He was a viper 'til he tore his britches

Played the numbers 'til his clothes was gone

Poor Sam’s all ragged and torn

The chicks beat Sam down to the bricks!