If You're So Smart How Come You Ain't Rich - Louis Jordan

You' braggin all about the things you can do\nEvery time you make a pitch\nIf you’re so smart,\nHow come you ain’t rich?\nYou claim to have picked every horse that won\n'Cause you know just which is which\nYes, if you’re so smart,\nTell me, how come you ain’t rich?\nHenry built the Ford and made his pile\nWoolworth used his five and ten\nRockerfeller’s wealth came from Standard Oil\nAnd Waterman’s came from a pen\nYou claim it all came from consultin' you\nIsn’t that a brand new switch?\nIf you’re so smart,\nHow come you ain’t rich?\nMention work and you go berserk\n'Cause you hate to do a stitch\nIf you’re so smart,\nHow come you ain’t rich?\nYou’re out for a ride on the road to fame\nYet you wind up in a ditch\nMmm-hmm — if you’re so smart,\nTell me, how come you ain’t rich?\nHershey started with a chocolate bar\nWrigley with a stick of gum\nPlanters took his peanuts and travelled far\nNow tell me — what’you doin', chum?\nI' been hearin' all about all your big ideas\nSince you started. What’s the hitch?\nYou never made ten dollars yet\nYou say you can balance the national debt\nIf you’re so smart,\nHow come you ain’t rich?