Every Frog Has His Day - Lou Reed

Oh mellifluous dwarf

Prince of all the jesters

Funny little thing you are

Make me laugh

As God’s voluminous star

Gracious majesty

Today is not made for laughter day

This moment sacred is more for royal sunsets

Then comic ruin or suicidal jests

I’ll be the judge of that thank you

Make me laugh le petite cur

Drink some wine

Lest you foul sweet time

Drink upsets me

Please your liege

This would mark the death me

I said drink you scabrous whore

Are you deaf as well as short?

Kingdom’s Sire

Big as you are

Save such

Bile for larger foes

Make me laugh

'Fore I stretch your neck like a giraffe