My Dude - Litany

There’s a rumour that you got

A new girl and I don’t come close

She lives round the corner

From your place and she drives her dad’s Mercedes

Oh look at her, isn’t she cool?

Some would say a match for you

Oh what a gift to be in her shoes

Dontcha know that

I really like you

And if you liked me too

I could be your girlfriend

You could be my dude

I really like you

And if you liked me too

I could be your girlfriend

You could be my dude

You put her name on MSN

With a red love heart emoticon

But the 8 Ball, predicts you’ll

Be broken up by 9pm on Thursday

I hope you don’t think I’m being cruel

Only I’m a better match for you

Oh what I’d give to be in her shoes

Dontcha know that

I really like you

And if you liked me too

I could be your girlfriend

You could be my dude

I really like you

And if you liked me too

I could be your girlfriend

You could be my dude

Dude

You could be my dude

Dude

I really like you

And if you liked me too

I could be your girlfriend

I really like you

And if you liked me too

I could be your girlfriend

I really like you

And if you liked me too

I could be your girlfriend

You could be my dude

I really like you

And if you liked me too

I could be your girlfriend

You could be my dude

Dude

You could be my dude

Dude

You could be my dude

Dude

You could be my dude

Dude