Damer - Klovner I Kamp

Jeg forguder din yne, dine hender, dine lr Jeg kysser jorda der du str, der du sitter

Du ser stjernestv og glitter

Som hos Peter Pan og Tingeling

Letter jeg og flyr omkring

Over byene, over skyene

Som om ingenting lenger betyr no'

Jeg er blitt et dyr n, jeg flyr n,

Som et deilig eventyr og Alle masker har jeg tatt av meg

Jeg er betatt av av deg,

Shit, rett og slett besatt av deg

Husker natta jeg fikk lov flge deg hjem

Fra en fest hos en venn.

Vi hadde sitti igjen og bare prata.

N gikk vi sammen midt I gata.

Husker godt hva du sa da vi kom dit du bodde;

Du spurte om jeg trodde

P kjrlighet ved frste blikk

Og det sa klikk inni huet mitt

Og like romantisk som Romeo og Julie,

S skjedde det umulige

Du kyssa meg, jeg prvde si no'

Men du hysja meg

Det neste jeg husker var at du hadde pysj p deg.

Nettene blei lange, dagene var fine

Mens kulda satte inn, fant vi varmen ved kline.

Vi levde og svevde som blomster og bier

Men alt har en ende.

Det er som folk sier

Shit, hvor lenge var Adam I Paradiset

Det blei krise, og enda' p min vise

Mine tanker, mine ord og mine gjerninger

Ble borte I et spill som om alt var styrt av terninger.

Og nr det spilles hyt s er fallet verre

Og snn blei det for meg

Denne dagen og desverre

Det jeg trodde jeg vant, det jeg fant ut til slutt

Da jeg hrte om deg og en annen gutt

Det var en kar jeg ikke visste hvem var

Jeg visste bare jeg skulle finne han

Ta han og binde han

Til et tre, knuse ballene hans

Med et kne, jeg skulle nikke han,

Ta en kniv og stikke han

Men det han ikke kan

Det er stoppe tr’ne

Som fyller salt I sr’ne

Jeg ligger skada som skutt av en uzi

Jeg henger med gutta, med Dane og med Susi

Prver tenke med huet, ikke hjertet mitt

Men det e’kke s lett eller s smertefritt

Du veit jeg har noen I meg,

En glemt Don Juan som en dag kommer fram igjen

Og gjr meg til en mann igjen.

Blser stv og triks og som forfrer og forleder deg.

H!

Jeg bde gruer meg og gleder meg.

Ref

Jeg har hatt s mange damer at jeg kunne skrevet bok om dem.

Jeg har hatt s mange damer, men jeg blir nok aldri klok p dem.

I over 20 r har vi prvd oss p dem, prvd f dem,

Men vil vi noen gang forst dem?

Jeg har hatt s mange damer, men jeg blir nok aldri klok p dem.

Jeg har hatt s mange damer at jeg kunne skrevet bok om dem.

I over 20 r har vi prvd oss p dem, prvd f dem,

Men vil vi noen gang forst dem?

Det gr aldri en dag uten at jeg tenker

P hva framtida bringer og p hva som venter

Er jeg kald om hjertet?

Er jeg hard til beinet?

Er jeg dmt til vre aleine?

Vel, noen av grunnene hvor jeg kanskje selv har skylda

Likte ikke binde meg s knulla p fylla.

En evig jakt etter kjrlighet fant jeg meg en frekk en Var’e ned p alle fire og s fikk a' smake kjeppen

Hadde tre-p en gang og da var det fett,

Men I ettertid blir jeg svett

Nr jeg tenker p hvor lett det var den gangen

Da det strste var vre den frste

Og var man kongen, tok man dongen

Og hengte svinet I et tre

Lot den fryse snn at alle kunne se At det var MC Dane som hadde ftt a' ned p kne

Men alle blir vi eldre og tidene forandrer seg

Og jeg veit at flere gamle flammer fortsatt klandrer meg

For tapet av dyden, som en greker I syden

Er jeg framp, sikkert som du veit jeg hater lyden

Av karer som klager over draget,

Skriker og de brer seg,

Draget er noe man har, ikke som man lrer seg

Det e’kke dermed sagt at livet mitt er nirvana

Jeg mangler ikke jenter, men den riktige dama

Piker som spriker og skriker er det nok av,

Men jeg savner en jeg kan elske og re Snn har det alltid vrt og snn vil det alltid vre,

Men jeg slapper av for hvis jeg spiller korta riktig

Kommer a' en vakker dag.

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Jeg har hatt s mange damer at jeg kunne skrevet bok om dem.

Jeg har hatt s mange damer, men jeg blir nok aldri klok p dem.

I over 20 r har vi prvd oss p dem, prvd f dem

Men vil vi noen gang forst dem?

Jeg har hatt s mange damer, men jeg blir nok aldri klok p dem.

Jeg har hatt s mange damer at jeg kunne skrevet bok om dem.

I over 20 r har vi prvd oss p dem, prvd f dem

Men vil vi noen gang forst dem?

Jeg har hatt s mange damer at jeg kunne skrevet bok om dem.

Jeg har hatt s mange damer, men jeg blir nok aldri klok p dem.

I over 20 r har vi prvd oss p dem, prvd f dem

Men vil vi noen gang forst dem?

Jeg har hatt s mange damer, men jeg blir nok aldri klok p dem.

Jeg har hatt s mange damer at jeg kunne skrevet bok om dem.

I over 20 r har vi prvd oss p dem, prvd f dem

Men vil vi noen gang forst dem?

I adore your eyes, your hands, your thighs I kiss the earth where you stand, where you sit

You see stardust and glitter

As in Peter Pan and Tingeling

I take off and fly around

Above the cities, above the clouds

As if nothing matters anymore

I have become an animal n, I fly n,

As a delicious adventure and All masks I have taken off

I am captivated by you,

Shit, simply obsessed with you

I remember the night I was allowed to follow you home

From a party at a friend's.

We sat again and just talked.

N we walked together in the middle of the street.

Remember well what you said when we got to where you lived;

You asked if I believed

On love at first sight

And it said click inside my head

And as romantic as Romeo and Juliet,

S the impossible happened

You kiss me, I tried to say no'

But you shut me up

The next thing I remember was that you were wearing a sweater.

The nights were long, the days were fine

As the cold set in, we found the warmth at kline.

We lived and floated like flowers and bees

But everything has an end.

It is as people say

Shit, how long was Adam IN Paradise

It became a crisis, and even in my opinion

My thoughts, my words and my deeds

Get lost in a game as if everything were ruled by dice.

And when it's played high, the fall is worse

And so it was for me

This day and unfortunately

What I thought I won, what I found out in the end

Then I heard about you and another boy

There was a guy I didn't know who he was

I just knew I had to find him

Take him and tie him up

To a tree, smash his balls

With a knee, I would nod him,

Take a knife and stab him

But what he can't do

It's stop tr'ne

Which fills salt In the sr'n

I lie injured as if shot by an Uzi

I hang out with the guys, with Dane and with Susi

Trying to think with my head, not my heart

But it's not that easy or that painless

You know I got some in me,

A forgotten Don Juan who will one day emerge again

And make me a man again.

Blows dust and tricks and seduces and seduces you.

H!

I am both dreading and exciting.

Ref

I have had so many ladies that I could write a book about them.

I've had so many ladies, but I'll probably never get wise to them.

For over 20 years we have tested them, tested them,

But will we ever understand them?

I've had so many ladies, but I'll probably never get wise to them.

I have had so many ladies that I could write a book about them.

For over 20 years we have tested them, tested them,

But will we ever understand them?

A day never goes by without me thinking

On what the future brings and on what lies ahead

Am I cold-hearted?

Am I hard to the bone?

Am I doomed to be alone?

Well, some of the reasons where I myself may be to blame

Didn't like tying myself up and fucking drunk.

An eternal search for love, I found myself a rude one, got down on all fours and then got to taste the stick

Had three-p once and then it was fat,

But in hindsight I get sweaty

When I think about how easy it was back then

When the biggest thing was being the first

And if you were the king, you took the dong

And hung the pig In a tree

Let it freeze so that everyone could see That it was MC Dane who had gotten down on his knees

But we all get older and times change

And I know several old flames still blame me

For the loss of virtue, like a Greek in the south

Am I ahead, surely as you know I hate the sound

Of guys complaining about the draft,

Scream and they spread,

The drag is something you have, not something you learn

That is not to say that my life is nirvana

I'm not missing girls, but the right lady

Girls who scream and scream are enough,

But I miss someone I can love and be So it always has been and so it will always be,

But I relax because if I play my cards right

It's going to be a beautiful day.

Ref

I have had so many ladies that I could write a book about them.

I've had so many ladies, but I'll probably never get wise to them.

For over 20 years, we have tested them, tested them

But will we ever understand them?

I've had so many ladies, but I'll probably never get wise to them.

I have had so many ladies that I could write a book about them.

For over 20 years, we have tested them, tested them

But will we ever understand them?

I have had so many ladies that I could write a book about them.

I've had so many ladies, but I'll probably never get wise to them.

For over 20 years, we have tested them, tested them

But will we ever understand them?

I've had so many ladies, but I'll probably never get wise to them.

I have had so many ladies that I could write a book about them.

For over 20 years, we have tested them, tested them

But will we ever understand them?