Kjære Fru Ottar - Klovner I Kamp

Oh yeah, hey, under senga ligger blader I stabler med vakre damer som bader I havet

De er s glad for, der de er n, er det bra vare, s det er ikke noe vits I ha noe

Klare p. De bare leker og tuller I vanne, ruller I sande og knuller hverandre.

under en palme!

«Bruker hun fine brune sin munnen p de andre»

De gliser og viser seg frem, er vi griser fordi vi lovpriser dem.

Ekke skrsikker

Men jeg har damer som blunker til meg, under senga, fra blader I bunker.

h, kvinnekropp, h kvinnekropp, det fineste som er finni opp.

Jeg vet sette

pris p kvinnebryst

Gjare det meg til en gris, og sjvinist.

Kjre fru Ottar, ikke bli forbanna.

Du veit vi gjare s godt vi kan, alle mann.

h, kjre fru Ottar, kom til meg n, I kveld, s fare du det mye bedre med deg selv.

Det frste herrebladet jeg fant var «aktuell rapport», men dessverre jeg fikk

overdose

Kvinnekropp, det ble altfor mange inntrykk for en guttepjokk, jeg ble stum av sjokk av Kvinnens underkropp.

Kunne ikke fatte det var sant dette kunne de ikke mene

Lena fra Rena

Var s fel mellom bena, masse kluss og krll, kroker og foller, det var ikke til

holde

Ut, jeg hadde hrt om bollemus, men dette ligna mest p innvoller som flommet ut,

jeg

Ble skremt og lukket bladet med er smell, men det varte ikke lenge fare jeg pna

det igjen

Og siden har jeg sitti med det morgen og kveld.

h, kvinnekropp, kvinnekropp, det fineste som er finni opp.

Jeg vet sette pris

p kvinnebryst

Gjare det meg til en gris s, og sjvinist.

Kjre fru Ottar, ikke bli forbanna.

Du veit vi gjare s godt vi kan, alle mann.

h, kjre fru Ottar, kom til meg n, I kveld, s fare du det mye bedre med deg selv.

Trodde livet lenge var som Vi Menn, med piker og biler, side etter side,

men tiden

Den viste at livet var kjipere, bde piken og bilen ble slitene.

Det er kjipt

passe p dem

Nare det fins en raskere, vass modell, og din kjre blir svrere og svrere for

hver jvla

Dag som er gtt siden dere ble kjrester.

Det er ikke lett vre mann I dag,

et forbanna

Jag, det er s mange krav.

Du m holde tunga rett og vre macho kar,

kunne mekke bil, men ogs

Passe barn.

Fy faen!

Jeg tror jeg spyr snart, er ikke lett vre myk mann,

vre hjemme

Med et sykt barn nare gutta er p Lyn-kamp.

S syng an.

h, kvinnekropp, kvinnekropp, det fineste som er finni opp.

Jeg vet sette pris

p kvinnebryst

Gjare det meg til en gris s, og sjvinist.

Kjre fru Ottar, ikke bli forbanna.

Du veit vi gjare s godt vi kan, alle mann.

h, kjre fru Ottar, kom til meg n, I kveld, s fare du det mye bedre med deg selv.

Kjre fru Ottar, ikke bli forbanna.

Du veit vi gjare s godt vi kan, alle mann.

h, kjre fru Ottar, kom til meg n, I kveld, s fare du det mye bedre med deg selv,

S fare du det mye bedre med deg selv.

Oh yeah, hey, under the bed are leaves In stacks of beautiful ladies bathing In the sea

They're so happy, where they are, it's good stuff, so there's no point in having anything

Ready p. They just play and fool around in the water, roll in the sand and fuck each other.

under a palm tree!

"Does she use her nice brown mouth on the others"

They grin and show off, we are pigs because we praise them.

Not foolproof

But I have ladies winking at me, under the bed, from magazines I stacks.

h, female body, h female body, the finest thing ever invented.

I know how to set

price of female breast

Does that make me a pig, and a chauvinist.

Dear Ms. Ottar, don't get mad.

You know we're doing the best we can, everyone.

oh, dear Mrs. Ottar, come to me now, tonight, and you will feel much better about yourself.

The first men's magazine I found was "current report", but unfortunately I got it

overdose

Woman's body, there were way too many impressions for a boy toddler, I was speechless with shock of Woman's lower body.

Couldn't believe it was true this they couldn't think

Lena from Rena

Was so wrong between the legs, lots of tangles and curls, hooks and folds, it wasn't there

hold

Uh, I'd heard of voles, but this looked more like entrails spilling out,

I

I was startled and closed the magazine with a bang, but it didn't last long

that again

And since then I have been sitting with it morning and night.

h, female body, female body, the finest thing ever invented.

I know how to appreciate

p female breast

Does that make me a pig, and a chauvinist.

Dear Ms. Ottar, don't get mad.

You know we're doing the best we can, everyone.

oh, dear Mrs. Ottar, come to me now, tonight, and you will feel much better about yourself.

Thought life for a long time was like We Men, with girls and cars, page after page,

but the time

It showed that life was faster, both the girl and the car got tired.

It's crazy

look after them

When there is a faster, sharper model, and your driving gets harder and harder too

every jvla

Day that has passed since you became lovers.

It's not easy being a man today,

a pissed off

Jag, there are so many demands.

You must hold your tongue and be a macho fellow,

could drive a car, but also

Babysit.

Damn!

I think I'll throw up soon, it's not easy to be soft man,

be at home

With a sick child nare guys are at Lightning match.

S sing on.

h, female body, female body, the finest thing ever invented.

I know how to appreciate

p female breast

Does that make me a pig, and a chauvinist.

Dear Ms. Ottar, don't get mad.

You know we're doing the best we can, everyone.

oh, dear Mrs. Ottar, come to me now, tonight, and you will feel much better about yourself.

Dear Ms. Ottar, don't get mad.

You know we're doing the best we can, everyone.

oh, dear Mrs. Ottar, come to me now, Tonight, and you will feel much better about yourself,

Then you will feel much better about yourself.