Waitret, Please, Waitret - Kinky Friedman

Well, i pulled into dallat on a cold december day

Bought coffee and a doughnut at the greasy spoon café

Spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray

But she couldn’t believe her sweet young ears when the waitret heard me say:

Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate

Eatin' ain’t cheatin', lord it ain’t no disgrace

Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case

And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate

Well, i walked up to the jukebox feeling kind of mean

The waitret said, ¡°hey, stupid, that’s a cigarette machine!¡±

¡°well, look-a here, young waitret, would you care to make a bet

And if that there ain’t a jukebox, you can smoke my cigarette!¡±

Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate

Eatin' ain’t cheatin', lord it ain’t no disgrace

Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case

And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate

You’re the prettiest thing in dallat, is dallat your home?

No, i come all the way from houton and i feel so all alone

I used to live in autin then i come up to big d

In hopes to get my big break on national tv

Honey, i think i have what it takes to make you a star ¡º but first …

Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate

Eatin' ain’t cheatin', lord it ain’t no disgrace

Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case

And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate