Flyin' Down The Freeway - Kinky Friedman

Well, it’s retro rocket time inside my attic

I’m all wrapped up in the flag to keep me warm

Got my brain locked in the cruise-o-matic

Rollin' Ronnie Reagan in suppository form

Flyin' down the freeway

Jettin' down to L.A., it sets me free

Going back to nature in my Jew canoe

Flyin' down the freeway all the way with you

I’ll tell the Maharishi that I’ve seen ya

I’m a-travelin' East until I know I’m free

I’ll take the midnight flight to British Guinea

Ain’t nobody casting asparagus on me

Flyin' down the freeway

Jettin' down to L.A., it sets me free

Going back to nature in my Jew canoe

Flyin' down the freeway all the way with you

I’ll get a mule and be a flat land farmer

Grow a little bumper crop of grass

In Hollywood I’ll total my karma

I’m gonna cast my seed upon the ground

Gonna covet my neighbor’s ass

I’m flyin' down the freeway

Jettin' down to L.A., it sets me free

Going back to nature in my Jew canoe

Flyin' down the freeway all the way with you

Well, past the pipe of peace in our abode

Buried in the ruins of Mexico

We’ll dip some snuff in mainline guacamole

We’ll listen to the Opry upon the radio

Flyin' down the freeway

Jettin' down to L.A., it sets me free

Going back to Nashville in my Jew canoe

Flyin' down the freeway all the way with you