Kinky - Kinky Friedman

I had me a wearied dream, seen me a wearied scene

When I seen what I saw, couldn’t sit still

Nero was kissing on Buffalo Bill

Let it roll, let it roll, let it roll one time for me

When it gets too kinky for the rest of the world

It’s getting just right for me

There was rhinestone whips and midgets

Quasimodo was jerking in hard

I seen a tribe of pygmies doing their thing

Riding in on Saint-Bernards

Let it roll, let it roll, let it roll one time for me

When it gets too kinky for the rest of the world

It’s getting just right for me

Whew!

There was Shetland ponies and bulldogs

Jockstraps and cowboy boots

Forty-seven miles of tennis shoe tongue

And thirteen pair of shoes

Let it roll, let it roll, let it roll one time for me

When it gets too kinky for the rest of the world

It’s getting just right for me

Let it roll!

Let it roll, let it roll, let it roll one time for me

When it gets too kinky for the rest of the world

It’s getting just right for me

I had me a wearied dream, seen me a wearied scene