Catfish - Kinky Friedman

Lazy stadium night

Catfish on the mound

«Strike three,» the umpire said

Batter have to go back and sit down

Catfish, million dollar man

Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can

Used to work on Mr. Finley’s farm

But the old man would not pay

So he packed his glove and took his arm

And one day he just ran away

Catfish, million dollar man

Nobody can throw that ball like Catfish can

Way up where the Yankees are

Smoke a custom made cigar

Catfish, million dollar man

Nobody can throw that ball like Catfish can

Reggie Jackson at the plate

Seeing nothing but the curve

Swing too early or too late

Got to eat what Catfish serve

Catfish, million dollar man

Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can