Talk Show - K Rino

What’s up fool?

What’s the deal man?

(Nah I’m just chilling, nigga)

What you watching, fool?

(Man, this old talk show, you know how they be on here tripping and shit)

Man, I can’t believe you watching that, dog

Come around with ya boy, I’ll show you a real talk show

Let’s start it off in South Park player, home of the drama

You see that boy right there?

He smashin' his homeboy baby mama

If you think she might be pregnant, she is

And that fool that she living with think, he thinking it’s his

Now you saying that’s his partner baby, not so fast

'Cause there’s some player on the North side been killing that ass

And just when they felt like they had the daddy attached

They did a DNA test and neither one of 'em matched

Now let’s travel to the projects and check on Mike

He just found out his girlfriend’s in love with a dyke

Caught 'em kissing like a motherfucker, what could he say?

So he went and told the truth and let her know he was gay

You see that fine girl right there?

You might wanna tip her

Might as well, she just told her new husband she a stripper

There’s some throwed off shit, people up to no good

K-Rino my talk show I’m comin' straight up out the hood

Turn off your TV partner, let’s go ride

We can witness all that same drama right outside

I’d cancel that bullshit if I could

'Cause it’s a 24-hour talk show in the hood

Now let’s travel to the white side of the town for a spell

This fool we 'bout to check out, man he’s funny as hell

Somebody oughta whip his ass with a windshield wiper

35 years old walking around the house in a diaper

As I flip through the streets bumping tight-ass beats

Look at these redneck racists in these white-ass sheets

I’ma bring it to their head, nothing left to be said

By the time the laws show up, all that shit gon' be red

Now look at this ign’ant bastard over here named Bob

He’s feeling great because his woman just gave him a blowjob

Went on to suck her titties, now he’s holding her hand

That’s when she snatched the wig off and told his ass she a man

Now these fellas out in Riv' Oaks, they tryna slang

Little punk-ass white boys talking ‘bout they in a gang

There’s some throwed off shit, people up to no good

K-Rino my talk show, I’m coming straight out the hood

Turn off your TV partner, let’s go ride

You can witness all that same drama right outside

I’d cancel that bullshit if I could

'Cause it’s a 24-hour talk show in the hood

Ooh man, what the hell is going on

Just look around player, everybody doing wrong

Everywhere I turn, fools getting out of line

Let me give my final thought, drop the beat one time

Ricki Lake is fake, Montel can go to Hell

Fuck a Boot Camp ass Sally Jessy Raphael

Never get no love from me, I stand alone

I wouldn’t watch it if Jerry Springer was fucking Jenny Jones

Same old topics, they just take turns using 'em

People mad at folks from the past verbally abusing 'em

Girls getting makeovers and dressing with class

After coming out with couchie cutters all up their ass

You got fights, transvestites, punks and dykes

Golddiggers and tricks, blacks against the whites

Man this ain’t on the subject but I’ll say it before I leave ya

Fuck Judge Judy 'cause I don’t like her ass either

Turn off your TV partner, let’s go ride

You can witness all that same drama right outside

I’d cancel that bullshit if I could

'Cause it’s a 24-hour talk show in the hood