Whose That - John Hartford

Who’s that a hiding in the tree trunks?

Who’s that a standing there afar?

Who’s that a hiding 'neath the back porch?

Who’s that underneath the car?

Who’s that a creeping by the window?

Who’s that a walking on the roof?

Who’s that a pecking on the bedroom wall?

I don’t know, do you?

Who’s that running by the mailbox?

Who’s that a letting out that groan?

Who’s that a sliding down the drain pipe?

Who’s that a talking on the phone?

Who’s that a leaving them bathtub rings?

Who drank my Mountain Dew?

Who’s that a talking on the radio?

I don’t know, do you?

Who’s that a stinking up the school house?

Who’s that a getting all the play?

Who’s that stole my fountain pen?

Who ate my mayonnaise?

Who’s that a hanging around the drug store?

Who’s that who used my spoon?

Who’s that a making all the money?

I don’t know, do you?