Smug Cunt - John Grant

It’s in the way you stare

Your obsession with your chest hair

I can smell it in your choice of cologne

I can’t believe it’s real

Nuking you 'cause you can’t feel

Your smile cuts right through to the bone

You don’t care who you hurt

Just the right amount of starch in your shirt

You don’t want things you cannot own

The only thing that you’re aware of

Is anything you can be above

Don’t believe and reap what you have sown

Now you’re just a smug cunt

Who doesn’t even do his own stunts

They just let you in 'cause you won’t shut up

Here’s to acting like a little boy

Masturbating with expensive toys

They just let you play 'cause you won’t shut up

All the girls think you’re a stud

Even though your hands are covered in blood

And they’re turned on by your cover-ups

The highest compliment is being feared

I bet that you don’t even think that’s weird

You don’t care who your deeds corrupt

Now you’re just a smug cunt

Who doesn’t even do his own stunts

They just let you in 'cause you won’t shut up

Protein’s flying off the shelves

Panties ain’t gonna wet themselves

They just let you play 'cause you won’t shut up

It would be funny if it weren’t so sad

It’s so absurd it’s gonna drive you mad

And you even believe there’s an us and them

Do you know anything that you weren’t told?

Have a think, 'cause you are getting old

You don’t even try to cover up the stench

Now you’re just a smug cunt

Who doesn’t even do his own stunts

They just let you in 'cause you won’t shut up

Protein’s flying off the shelves

Panties ain’t gonna wet themselves

They just let you play 'cause you won’t shut up

Here’s to acting like a little boy

Masturbating with expensive toys

They just let you play 'cause you won’t shut up