Pecan Pie - Jim Carrey

Ladies and gentlemen

Man cannot live on fried peanut butter and banana sandwitches alone

I mean

What about dessert

Well its late at night and im a hungry man

We’ve been beaten i the holler of the beat the band

Feelin kinda empty down in my soul

Jelly in my belly starts to rock’n roll

Late finda dana by the side of the road

I got hold of something out of the road

I’ll have a pecan pie

I’ll have a pecan pie

Later at the house we’re gonna have some fun

Turning off the TV with a loaded gun

Practicing karate 'till i get it right

Working up a king size apetite

I said rip the cadillac to the store

And every boy what i had before

I’ll have a pecan pie

I’ll have a pecan pie

I’ll have a pecan pie

I’ll have a pecan pie

I’ll have a pecan pie

I’ll have a pecan

Pecan pie

I’ll have a peeEEeeEEeeEEeecan pie

When i say jump

All of my kahootoo

I can use the power like a voodoo

Before the show in Honolulu

I say crew when i’m through

I’ll have a pecan pie

I’ll have a pecan pie

I’ll have a pecan pie

I’ll have a pecan pie

I’ll have a pecan pie

Next in line i’ll be comin around

Climbing up the chunks but i’m feelin down

Gonna be a loner in a lonolu

So they can cut and make me a bigger suit

Just walkin in and just like sit around and talk

And my bloodsugar’s dropping like a rock

I need a pecan pie

I’ll have a pecan pie

I’ll have a pecan pie

I’ll have a pecan pie

I’ll have a pecan pie

I’ll have a pecan pie

I’ll have a pecan

Pecan pie

I need a peeEEeeEEeeEEeecan pie