Everybody Knows but Me - Jesse Winchester

You told Bobby’s girl Betty

Betty told Bobby last night

Bobby told Eddie at the A&W

And Eddie told Freddy and Dwight.

And Dwight went and told his girlfriends

And the fool has two or three

And they spread the news to the whole dang town

So, everybody knows but me

I’m a fool, everybody knows but me.

Morris told Ellis and Osgood

And they’re on the football team

A matter of minutes and the cheerleaders knew

They thought that it was really a scream.

And they play lots of away games

And they tell everyone they see

How I am your personal private fool

So everybody knows but me

I’m a fool, everybody knows but me.

How I am your personal private fool

So everybody knows but me

I’m a fool, everybody knows but me.

You told Bobby’s girl Betty

Betty told Bobby last night

Bobby told Eddie at the A&W

And Eddie told Freddy and Dwight.

And Dwight went and told his girlfriends

And the fool has two or three

And they spread the news to the whole dang town

So, everybody knows but me

I’m a fool, everybody knows but me

I’m a fool, everybody knows but me.