Jeeves And Wooster - Anne Dudley

If I Had A Talking Picture Of You

If I had a talking picture of you

I would run it every time I felt blue

I would sit there in the gloom

Of my lonely little room

And applaud each time you whispered:

'I love you, love you!'

On the screen the moment you came in view

We would talk the whole thing over, we two

I would give ten shows a day

And a midnight matinee

If I had a talking picture of you!