King-Loser - Jarv

Me and Charlie Manson dancing to Hanson

The beat don’t stop ‘till your pops pay the ransom

Your mama got ants in her pants, she be crampin'

My steelo, amigo- Goddammit, I’m ampin'

Take a little time for to find fortified rhymes

Hype and sly, divine-minded am I

Why, oh why try to define my style

I’m a stupid ass, whoever you ask will abide

Walk down streets, all the people look at me

They’re like, «Jarv is a fucking idiot» and I agree

I can’t blame ‘em, I’m the forsaken

Spawn of satan living in mama’s basement

I skate down hills, I bust my face

Give no fucks, got a bunch to waste

Busted, concussed, like, «What's the date?

Who gives a fuck, give my nuts a taste»

Salty, sweet- Get in line for the feast

The birds and the bees break spine to the beat

Peace to the bitches, I love you all

Get fucked twenty bucks a piece

Sluts weak in the knees for the king of the losers

Greeting hoes since I was in a booster

Even though she know I’m a user

She gave me dome in her PT Cruiser

We can go where the scenery’s nice

Porta-potty under cell-phone light

By the dumpster out back of The Station

You’ll realize that I ain’t your type

Uhhh- I’m that dude posted up in the corner of the room

Hair to my back and it’s covered in mats

Bat shit, gon' spaz to the bap and the boom

«You can improve» That’s what they’re telling me

It’s evident, apparently I’m missing it

I figured I’d get it, but I never did

I get rid of it and keep it going, knowing what I know

It’s fair to say I won’t change, no, not even a little bit

Me and Charlie Manson dancing to Hanson

The beat don’t stop ‘till your pops pay the ransom

Your mama got ants in her pants, she be crampin'

My steelo, amigo- Goddammit, I’m ampin'

I’m just a delinquent, gotta measure my drinking

I’m thinking I should probably stay home this weekend

I’m no good, I should go back to my job in the shop

Find a woman, have a kid, get a dog

Let that thought sink in

You can be whatever you wanna be, go 'head and be it

You can see just what he’s gonna be right when you see him

Uh, uh, uh, what’s that?

Uhhh

King-Loser

King-Loser

King-Loser

King-Loser

No good, what a joke, what an asshole

Never could he ever get a spot in the castle

Dump wildfire on your boy from above

Black Water Bay getting hot like tabasco

Rascal, a big one- Look at what the kid done

Smashed in the back door, blasting Big Pun on a boombox

Better get lost, kid, beat it

I was like, «I got a thick one, baby- Wanna see it?»

And I dipped out- Touched down like a runner

Gunning it, outrunning her big, bad brother

Back to the lair, jump down the stairs

Bust my face but I just don’t care, yo

King-Loser relaxed on a throne made of bottles, skate decks and traffic cones

Halfway home to the halfway house

Scatter-brain poems and a pack of Stone

Go nuts, freak out, flip shit at the bar

Driveway drift- Mailbox meet car

Three in the morning- Better make french toast

And burn the house down, no good so far

No, but I’m wicked sick- Beef jerky and beer at the picnic, bitch

Don’t tell me get a grip, kid, never giving in

King-Loser gonna chill?

No, not even a little bit

Me and Charlie Manson dancing to Hanson

Yeah and the beat don’t stop until your pops hands over the goddamn ransom and

your mom’s got several ants crawling around inside of her pants and she

beginning to cramp my whole goddamn style, but I’m ‘bout to chug down

seven-seventeen fucking Amp energy drinks

I’m just a delinquent, gotta measure my drinking

I’m thinking I should probably stay home this weekend

I’m no good, I should go back to my job in the shop

Find a woman, have a kid, get a dog

I’m just a delinquent, gotta measure my drinking

I’m thinking I should probably stay home this weekend

I’m no good, I should go back to my job in the shop

Find a woman, have a kid, get a dog

Let that thought sink in, baby

You can be whatever you wanna be, go 'head and be it

You can see just what he’s gonna be right when you see him

Uh, uh, uh, what’s that?

Uhhh

King-Loser

King-Loser

King-Loser

King-Loser

I wanna get a leather jacket, yeah

I wanna get a leather jacket and a chain wallet

I wanna get a leather jacket, yeah

I wanna get a leather jacket and a chain wallet

I wanna get a leather jacket, yeah

I wanna get a leather jacket and a chain wallet

I wanna get a leather jacket, yeah

I wanna get a leather jacket with my name on it