Flow Dirt - Jarv

What a nice day, Saturday I’m chillin'

The cat with the fat shit is back in the buildin'

Capture the the fact is I’m ill, if

You contest it you best get ya ass out my vision

Givin' the fact I’m kind of a dumb fuck

One can’t deny the size of the young buck

Eyes on the prize, sorry punk, tough luck

Tough enough to one-up Chuck Norris wit' nunchucks (ayy)

Name’s Jarv, large R 'tard

Step to this I bet you get starred on Scarred

Snap your fuckin' arm in half, do bodily harm

And laugh, ya makin' a bed I’m makin' a point to be breakin' a leg and

disarmin' cats

Part of that is out of sheer boredom

Grabbin' a verbal axe and givin' ya 40 whacks like a rappin' Lizzie Borden

Rest of it I split up into portions

Course more than a morally horrid person braggin' about affordin' porsches

Fork it.

Stick 'em in the toaster

Those foes boast about a wardrobe but oh no closure

No, sir, won’t win me over

Go covert about the roadwork you don’t know boulders

Over roll like a boulder, bulldozer, steamroller, one ton loader

Rotor pops like a boat motor, bolster

You think you’re dope, but I’m oh so doper

Fo' sure, so pro, flow Stouffer’s, whoa

Froze to the bone, go prone, dome-blower

No stoner, homies smoke but I’m sober

Machine shop job, got results in the folder

Kosher, think not roll like coaster

Never gon' go, got solo soldier

Poser, I hold more love in my holster

Them pigs got guns and them ho’s got chauffeurs

absurd flow fo' jokers

So superb you herbs get mowed over

So hurt, fumble over words, overworked

Gettin' murked by a dude who looks like Joe Dirt (look)

Everybody in the place get live

Everybody in the place get live, live (yo)

Everybody in the place get hype

Everybody in the place get hype, hype (yo)

Everybody in the place get loud

Everybody in the place get loud, loud (yo)

Everybody in the place get down

Everybody in the place get down

Everybody in the place get live

Everybody in the place get live, live (whoo)

Everybody in the place get hype

Everybody in the place get hype, hype

Everybody in the place get fucked

Everybody in the place get fucked (yeah)

Everybody in the place go nuts

Everybody in the place shut up