Arrivederci - Jarv

For any MCs tryina talk that shit

You can cough on a cockroach

Chalk that shit up as a loss

Get tossed by the boss of bosses

Get lost man, you’re all obnoxious

Any local MCs tryina talk that shit

You can cough on a cockroach

Chalk that shit up as a loss

Done giving y’all the time of day

I’m too fine with the rhyme display, ayy

I wish that I was hard, but I’m not and never will be

Waiting for one of my enemies to come and kill me

Filthy though, my steelo’s so dang dope

In fifth grade I used to wear a Kangol

Velvet bucket- I was smooth

That’s not true, but I felt real cool

Elementary school, listening to my Clipse CD

While rocking a Sean John jumpsuit

Yeah, I’m still slick today

I’m just doing the dang thang in a different way

If you came to the show, you’ll say the kid don’t play

While I barter with the owner tryina get real paid like a Beck song

Check hoes with a flexed arm, Flexo got his flex on

Six chicks laid out in a hexagon, I’m tryina get my darn sexy on

Uh, yeah, shouts out J Timberlake

We’re building a huge jump on Christmas break

I’ll hit it on my snowboard, launch into orbit and jump my neighbor’s driveway

(What?)

Ayy, blame it on my ADD

Baby, would you maybe sail away with me?

All I need is a double L Bean fleece and an AC/DC CD

Aww hell, Hell’s Bells- Success, sex sells

If you like what you see, baby, help yourself

Carve in a bed post, notch in a belt

Taking off my shirt, «I've been workin out, can you tell?»

She was like, «Uhh, yeah, I can»

And I was like, «Joke's on you because I haven’t been

It’s not really a reason for you to start crying»

She looked me in the eye like, «please

STOP LYING»

«Babe, I’ll never be the one to tell you what to do

Because I do what I want to do all the time

And I’m gonna continue doing that a lot

But I bought a cattle prod, I’m ready to get weird

If you ever need a chair, sit here»

«This kid’s weird» Yeah, that’s what they all say

They don’t find it funny when I ask ‘em how my balls taste

Can’t worry ‘bout my foul sense of humor all day

I’m tryina throw my hot dog down a hallway

There’s not another on the planet that can do it like me

I’ll never settle down, baby, I’ma do my thing

I’ll rise and MC my eulogy, Look y’all in the eyes like, «Who's the king?»

There’s not another on the planet that can do it like me

I’ll never settle down, baby, I’ma do my thing

If she wanna see what this dude can bring

I’ll propose to the bitch with a NuvaRing

I’m so sweet, aww, does she deserve me?

Buy me beer, I’m freaking thirsty

I’m showing up late, then I’m leaving early

Hasta la vista, arrivederci

Honestly, man- Does she deserve me?

Buy me beer, I’m freakin thirsty

I’m showing up late, then I’m leaving early

Ha, arrivederci

Hey, hey, hey, uhh, wait a minute, uhh, check this out

Arrivederci, goodbye motherfuckers

High up in the sky, I’m a fly motherfucker

Zipping into orbit, of course more than a bit morbid

I morph into a war plane and style on you suckers

Wassup widdit?

Jarv back upon his bullshit

Busting at bitches and whack rappers with a full clip

Of lyrical projectiles, slip and get me vexed-

I’ll appear upon the set and make a mess of all your textiles

Heck I’ll even proceed to leave beats bleeding

Yes, I’m keeping it even as E Stevens

Leaving evil people competing heated and seething

Either you get on your feet and you leave or you be seated

Keep sleeping- Looking like you need a day off

A brief meeting with your supervisor oughta pay off

Unless your supervisor' name is J to the A R V

Pardon me, MCs are getting laid-off

Take off, don’t forget your severance packages

An sm58 to the face, get your bag and dip- Leave, now

The people want it dirty

Hasta la vista, arrivederci

Oooh yeah, the people want it dirty

Hasta la vista, arrivederci

Said, ohh baby, we need to keep it dirty

Hasta la vista, arrivederci

People in the back, get up off the wall

Spaz to the beat, get your feet involved

People on the sides, get up off the wall

Jive to the beat, get your feet involved

People in the back, get up off the wall

Spaz to the beat, get your feet involved

People on the sides, get up off the wall

Jive to the beat-

ARRIVEDERCI, Y’ALL