99 Ways - Jane Wiedlin

Oh-way-oh

Oh-way-oh

I’m going to night school

I’m learning Japanese

My microwave and me know 60 recipes

I’m gonna work my way into your heart

And you’ll give in now if you’re smart

You better believe I’m determined

You oughta see my master plan

Got 99 ways to make you my man

I’ll sing you love songs, I’ll walk your cat

I’ll fix your radio and scratch your back

Got 99 ways to make you my man

I’ve entered in the marathon

I’m pumping heavy weights

I’m memorizing poetry

My calculus is great

I’m gonna work my way into your heart

And you’ll give in now if you’re smart

You better believe I’m determined

Wait 'til you see my master plan

Got 99 ways to make you my man

I’ll get a pedicure, I’ll take up golf

I’ll swim to Wichita and that’s not all

Got 99 ways to make you my man

Put up a fight or just give in

'Cause I got the ways and means to win

99, oh-way-oh

99, oh-way-oh

You better believe I’m determined

You oughta see my master plan

Got 99 ways to make you my man

If you resist me, I’ll use my charm

I’ll start a fire and then sound the alarm

Got 99 ways to make you my man

I’ll sing you love songs, I’ll walk your cat

I’ll fix your radio and scratch your back

Got 99 ways to make you my man

I’ll get a pedicure, I’ll take up golf

I’ll swim to Wichita and that’s not all

Got 99 ways to make you my man

99 ways, oh-way-oh

99 ways, oh-way-oh

99 ways, oh-way-oh