Wunderfizz – “Origins” - Jack Wall

Old man Fringle, well, he sat up in his bed

He said, «Oh my stars, there’s an idea in my head»

Don’t know how it works, but it’ll give you lots of perks

It’s dangerous and glowing Wunderfizz

You won’t know where you’re going, Wunderfizz

Drink yourself plenty of Wunderfizz

Wonderful Wunderfizz

It’ll make you tinkle!

(Wunderfizz is banned in six states)