Wunderfizz – “Attributes” - Jack Wall

Wunderfizz is more than a soda

But no one really knows what Wunderfizz is

Haha, wonderful Wunderfizz soda

Wunderfizz may cause anal fissures

Sexual side effects in men and women

May cause elephantiasis of the uvula

Do not operate heavy machinery or consume pork or dairy products immediately

after consuming Wunderfizz

And if you’re over 50, please consult your physician before enjoying the

wonderful Wunderfizz family of sodas

Wunderfizz is more than a soda

But no one really knows what Wunderfizz is

Wonderful Wunderfizz

It’ll make you tinkle