Gas (Man) - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

Princess resuscitates drowning tramp

Big business infiltrates postage stamp

Happy days are here again

And it’s a gas man

Oh boy

And we will enjoy ourselves

Illiterate bored teenager gets spelling wrong on suicide note

Loneliness of long distance drugs runner

Ends on crowded Bangkok death row

Happy days

Oh happy days

And it’s a gas man

Oh boy

And we will enjoy ourselves

Over and over the sums are the same

Count up the number of people in pain

Take away friends and then add a few noughts

Dividing it by the first number you thought

And it’s a gas man

Kill yourself if you want

But I’ll tell you this

Only once

Don’t