Pay Check - Funky DL, Lei-an

Now this song is dedicated to… all those young ladies who…

Seem to… like to spend other people’s money

Baby, baby, baby I don’t wanna be rude

But I know the cause of your bloody attitude

I know why you act that way

It usually happens when you didn’t get paid

I sympathize crazily

When you get your pay check you can come check me

This ain’t a joint to disrespect you

But one pay check ain’t better than two (check it out)

It’s a classic example of a, a broke chick

Sweating you for money it makes you so sick

Yep you got paper but ooops she knows this

Now she’s seeing you in Technicolor like Joseph

You the first number in her speed dial phone

Makes that quick call when her doe gets low

When her doe’s no more when her doe’s all gone

She will be that predator and she preys on

You telling you her sob story

You say there, there thinking «what's this got to do with me?»

«I helped you out the last time and you owe me»

«I'll get it back to you», that’s what you told me

But you’ll fail to mention it the next time we speak

And you’ll fail to mention it the next time we speak

And you failed to mention it the next time we spoke

And you failed again, come on you that broke?

Smooth it out now baby, I know you ain’t rich

But you ain’t got to be the one who straight acts like a…

I shouldn’t say that, maybe I’ve gone too far

True it’s a hard life maybe I’ve gone too harsh

But if I open up my wallet and I show it to you

Your eyes will pop out of your head just like a kids cartoon

And so I have to sing a little song for you

Just to remind you that I’m cool but hon I ain’t that dude!

Now I ain’t the type of dude who likes to sit here and preach

But I will if I am noticing that you are a leech

And you probably ain’t gone listen to this musical speech

Thinking to yourself «I'll play him cos I know he’s a geek»

Wrong baby girl, now is that what you think?

But call me up to take you for a couple of drinks

Some Chinese food and a cinema seat

Then call the next week like you want a repeat

Now I ain’t saying that a man shouldn’t pay

But he likes to get the feeling that he ain’t being played

But something’s telling me that baby really don’t care

All she wants is money just to straighten her hair

Get her nails done at the expense of a guy

She’s not a hard worker but she wants to look fly

And this attitude is kind of wack word up

Yeah she got a job but she don’t hardly turn up

Smooth it out now, so why you never got doe?

But she don’t need no doe if she can spend all of yours

And she don’t need no doe if you be giving her more

And she don’t need no doe because you gave her before

But there’s a few things that you must understand (huh)

Your bank account is her contingency plan

So I had to sing this little song for that chick

To remind her that I’m older and I know every trick (huh)

LEI-AN CHORUS

Baby, baby, babe you say you’re not being rude

But you’re so sick of my bloody attitude

Wondering why I act this way

It usually happens when you get paid

I sympathize crazily

But when you get your pay check that’s when you see me

Why should I work when I can live off of you?

Even though one pay is better than two

Lets go (x13)

OUTRO

So did it really work out for you?

I don’t think so…

Was it really worth all that trouble?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha