Homogenized Me - Fun Size

I know I’m not self-righteous

Regardless of what you might think,

all your beliefs should be shoved down the kitchen sink

Because I know I’m right

And everything else you say will be said so out of spite

I don’t have to justify the way I live to anyone else

And your questioning is only a pretext for your jealousy

You’ll try as hard as you can but you’ll never win out totally

And the only way to succeed is if you be a direct clone of me

I’m going to make the world like me

It’s the easiest way you see

And I know that for a fact

But if you disagree, well, you’re wrong

And I’ll make you change your mind before long

Because it’s the best way to be

If you be like me