Lisa's Life Story - Frank Zappa

Now I’m here to tell you my life story

When I was young

I was a skinny neurotic bitch

(Doo-doo-da-dee-ha!)

But it didn’t matter

Because the ego was so large

It didn’t matter that I hadn’t done nothing

Or seen nothing in my life, ow!

Trapped in a sexless body I always knew

(Ha ha ha ha-ha-ha)

That I was an oversexed hussy

So my next task was to find someone who could

Satisfy my every desire

(Da-da doo-dood da ba dad-dood

Da-dood-dad-dood da-dood-da-da)

Unfortunately I lacked the basic essentials

So I went out to get me some

Of what I needed all along

A pair of titties just like mom

(Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)

I went to a Catholic school

With all those nerds

I swear a good Catholic girl

Can’t go anywhere these days

Well, then there was a quest for the perfect hunk

I spell that h-u-n-k, hunk

You know, I like them tall and blonde