A Typical Sound Check - Frank Zappa, The Mothers Of Invention

Mark: All skate.

Men only!

Aynsley: Man, shou.

.. shoulda put the fuckin'

?: Gotta put that sign on the front, man

?: Got to get that sign on the front

?: sign of the bass player

Aynsley: Because I. .. I’m gonna have to find I’m gonna take about five

minutes with the other thing in there in time to go on

?: Get some more weirdness

?: Hey man

?: Hey, it’s far right here

?: together?

?: It’s far right there

?: Well.

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?: Perverse!

George: Hey, I’m still an hour here

Mark: See it, my washboard’s in the car

?: What?

Aynsley: See, they gotta have two holes here

?: Ah!

Jeff: Yeah

?: Washboards.

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Jeff: Oh we got our amps switched.

I should be having.

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Mark:

If you do not hear me

You may now walk out

For I am here

And I am talking.

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