I Told You I Was Freaky - Flight Of The Conchords

Let’s make two life sized

Cardboard cutouts of our bodies

And then pose them

Into sensual positions

I’ll paint the wallpaper pattern

Onto your naked skin

Stand against the wallpaper

And get off like chameleons

I’ll flip some clips on my lips

I’ll clips some chips to your hips

I nibble chips off your hips

And watch the moon eclipse

I’ll go outside and get some leaves

And pretend to be a tree

You can be a squirrel

And store my nuts for me

I told you I was freaky

He told you he was freaky, baby

You didn’t believe me

Take that off

I told you I was freaky

Put this on

Girl, I do this shit weekly

I’ll steal my roommates pillow feathers

And make some homemade wings

Gonna fly so high

On make shift pillow wings

Girl, can you believe we’re flying

On home made pillow wings

Oww, oww, owww, owww

I told you I was freaky

I told you I was freaky, baby

I told you, I told you

I was freaky baby