Mutha'uckas - Flight Of The Conchords

Too many mutha’uckas

'Uckin' with my shi'

There’s too many mutha’uckas

'Uckin' with my shi' ('uckin' with my shi')

Too many mutha’uckas

'Uckin' with my shi' (with my shi')

How many mutha’uckas?

Too many to count, mutha’uckas

I pay my mutha’uckin' rent fortnightly

Mutha’uckas at the bank trying to play me

An amount from my account goes out on A/P (on A/P)

Yeah, you know me

Mutha’ucka charge a two buck transaction fee

Makes my payment short, my rent comes back to me

Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty

So you fee’d me 'cause of your mutha’uckin' fee!

Read the word

On my ATM slip,

Said, «We're all mutha’uckas

And we’re 'uckin' with your shi',"come on!

Too many mutha’uckas

'Uckin' with my shi'

My transaction shi'!

There’s too many mutha’uckas

'Uckin' with my shi'

My weekly statement shi'!

Too many mutha’uckas

'Uckin' with my shi'

With my balance shi'!

How many mutha’uckas?

Too many to count, mutha’uckas!

The mutha’ucka runs a racist 'uckin' grocery

The mutha’ucka won’t sell an apple to a Kiwi

The shi' fight’s gonna get vicious and malicious

Cut the cra' …'sh'…'ause I need my red delicious

Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn’t valid

Gonna dice the mutha’ucka like a mutha’uckin' fruit salad

Then… sh'… Granny Smith… f'…

…up… an avocado… …'uck… 'an… 'n…

…'on…an' a mango… f'…

'k…'k and pop an apple in his ass, yeah!

Too many mutha’uckas

'Uckin' with my shi'

I’m gonna juice the mutha’ucka

There’s too many mutha’uckas

'Uckin' with my shi'

He’s gonna wake up in a smoothie

Too many mutha’uckas

'Uckin' with my

Everybody come on!

Yeah

Too many mutha’uckas 'uckin' with my shhhhh'