Business Time - Flight Of The Conchords

Girl

Tonight we’re gonna make love

You know how I know?

Because it’s Wednesday

And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love

Monday night is my night to cook

Tuesday night we go and visit your mother

But Wednesday we make sweet weekly love

It’s when everything is just right

There’s nothing good on TV

You haven’t had your after-work social sports team practice,

so you’re not too tired

Oh, it’s all on

You lean in and whisper something sexy in my ear like

«I might go to bed now I’ve got work in the morning»

Ooh, I know what you’re trying to say, girl

You’re trying to say «Aw yeah, it’s business time, it’s business time»

It’s business

It’s business time

I know what you’re trying to say

You’re trying to say it’s time for business

It’s business time, ooh

It’s business

It’s business time

Oh, oh, oh yeah

Then we’re in the bathroom

Brushing our teeth

That’s all part of the foreplay

I love foreplay

A-sshga-sshga, a-sshga-sshga, a-shhga-sshgaow!

Then you sort out the recycling

That isn’t part of the foreplay process but it’s still very important

Next thing you know we’re in the bedroom

You’re wearing that baggy, old, ugly t-shirt

you got from your work several years ago

Mm, you know the one, baby

With the curry stain

Aaa-oow-ah

I remove my clothes very, very clumsily

Tripping sensuously over my pants

Now I’m naked, except for my socks

And you know when I’m down to just my socks

What time it is

Oh!

It’s business

It’s business time

You know when I’m down to my socks it’s time for business

that’s why they’re called business socks, ooh

It’s business

It’s business time

Ooh, ooh yeah

Making love

Making love for

Making love for two

Making love for two minutes

When it’s with me girl you only need two minutes

Because I’m so intense

You whisper something sexy like «Is that it?!»

I know what you’re trying to say girl, you’re trying to say

«Oh yeah, that’s it!»

Then you tell me you want some more, well

I’m not surprised

But I’m quite sleepy

Mm!

It’s business

It’s business time

Business hours are over, baby

It’s business

It’s business time

Ooh, ooh yeah

Ooh, ooh yeah