Fuck Christmas - Eric Idle
- Year of release: 2005
- Language: English
- Duration: 1:50
Below is the lyrics of the song Fuck Christmas , artist - Eric Idle with translation
Lyrics " Fuck Christmas "
Original text with translation
Fuck Christmas
Eric Idle
Fuck Christmas!
It’s a waste of fucking time
Fuck Santa
He’s just out to get your dime
Fuck Holly and fuck Ivy
And fuck all that mistletoe
White-bearded big fat bastards
Ringing bells where e’er you go
And bloated men in shopping malls
All going Ho-Ho-Ho
It’s Christmas fucking time again!
Fuck Christmas
It’s a fucking Disney show
Fuck carols
And all that fucking snow
Fuck reindeer
And fuck Rudolph
And his stupid fucking nose
And fucking sleigh bells tinkling
Everywhere you fucking goes
Fuck stockings and fuck shopping
It just drives us all insane
Go tell the elves
To fuck themselves
It’s Christmas time again!
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