Slipshod: The Jester - Enter Shikari

Get me the manager!

Get, get, get

Get me the manager!

«Oh dear

Oh, what seems to be the problem, sir?»

First of all

I was greeted with a grimace

Service with a sneer

He don’t want to be here

Second of all

I was seated by the window

And the draft

Was a serious inconvenience

There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn’t mine

We put our order in, I can’t believe the time

This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen

Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain’t in season

My impatience spread like gravy

On a tablecloth

And, and your head looks like

It was carved out of a nut

Rory C, tell 'em

I was waiting in line for ten whole minutes

This is unacceptable

You’re pushing me to my limits!

«Please don’t raise your voice in here, sir

This is a respected establishment

I’m sure we can sort this out quietly, no?»

Oh really?

Well

Well, that’s a great vase you got there

It’ll be a real shame if something happened to it

Whoopsie

Slipshod, kick it!

Slip!

Slipshod, kick it!

Cunt

Slipshod, kick it!

Oh, lordy, lordy