Shinola - Dolly Parton

You got a snazzy new car in your driveway

And expensive new clothes on your back

Every short skirt on the highway

Has spent time in your bachelor pad

We dance and you look over my shoulder

And make eyes at somebody else

You swear that you’re not, but you know that’s a croc

Cause you only care for yourself

Your attitude stinks and I hate it

You’re arrogant, cocky and rude

You’re selfish, conceited and jaded

Everything’s all about you

You think that I’m lucky to have you

You think you’re so handsome, so what

I’m calling you out cause I don’t need this crap

I’m getting myself outta dodge

Cause you don’t know love from shinola

With you love is not what I found

A woman needs someone to hold her

Not someone to just lay her down

I want someone I can count on

A cool headed, warm hearted shoulder

To cry on, rely on, today and from now on

But you don’t know love from shinola

You don’t know love

From shinola

Oh but I gave you love and affection

But you never gave one iota

It was an early detection

That you don’t know love from shinola

You don’t know love from shinola

You don’t know what true loves about

Well you’ll find your world growing colder

When you’re alone and without

So go on, lover boy, have a big time

Drink up on your bourbon and cola

When you sober up you’ll be *beep* outta luck

Cause you don’t know love from shinola

I’m in it for love, but you’re just plain stuck

You don’t know love from shinola