Don Condón - Def Con Dos

Hola soy J. Al Andalus de Def Con Dos

Y yo soy Strawberry, buenas tardes a todos

Hola Mexico!

¿Qué pasa?

Ei que no me usa nadie

O me usa roto, o me usa picado, o me usa pasado de fecha

O simplemente no me usa

Ei ¿qué pasa?

Dijo el señor Condón que no me uuuuuuuuu

Que no me, que no me, que no me usais

Que no me usan, que no me quieren

Que en ca, que en casita me odian por

Que No me quieren pa nai no me quieren tirai

O me tienen olvidao en el fondo del cajón

O me tienen en la cartera hasta que caduca la fecha

Y yo digo pobre señor condón y yo digo pobre señor condón

Que nadie le quiere usai que nadie le quiere usai

Si no quiere el virus, si no quiere el virus, si no quiere el VIH

Desempolva el cajón y tira el condón

Y comprate otro que tenga la fecha que la tenga bien

Y que todo esté a punto para coger

Para echarte un palo y para gozar

Para ver disfrutar y pa pasarlo bien

Que para eso está que para eso está

El sexoooo

Con promiscuidad y con ganas de gozar

Y con ganas de pasarlo bien

Con ganas de coger un buen ambiente

Con amigos, con amigas

Con hombres, con mujeres

Como a cada cual le guste a cada cual le venga en gana

Con respeto y con amor

O sin él que tampoco hace falta, eh?

Todo hay que decirlo y.

Que se le va!

Y entonces me dijo el señor condón

El señor condón el señor condon

Ay que bien me quedo ay que bien me quedo

Que me he encontrado a los de Def Con Dos

A los de Def Con Dos a los de Def Con Dos

¿a quien?

Ay!

A los de def con dos a los de def con dos

Que me los he encontrado a los de def con dos

Dijo don condon dijo don condon usameee

Usame vida usame

Sacame del cajon tirame a la basura y vete a la farmacia

Y comprate uno nuevo que esté muy bien

Y no lo laves!

Que para cada cogida vale nada mas que una vez un condon

Que no seas guarro hombre, que no lo laves y luego hala

Otra vez, pues no

Para cada cogida una vez y luego a la basura

Que no al water que se atasca!

Y a gozar y a pasarlo bien

Cada uno goza con lo que más le gusta!

Y a pasarlo bien

Y a gozar y a coger y a disfrutar

Y a echarse un palo como a cada cual le pueda gustar

Y donde cada cual quiera gozar

Pero con condón dijo don condon

Que si yo no voy no vale de nada

Que si yo no voy nada mas que estais jugando

Con la señora muerte muchas veces porque hay bichos

Que se pone en las cosas

Y muchas cochinadas de la falta de higiene

De que no se lava lo que se tiene que es la…

Que somos def con dos!

Que no somos pata negra

Pero da igual como si lo fueramos

Andele, andele andele andele

El señor condon que contento se fue

Que contento me voy

A ver si me sacan del sobre

A ver si no me rompen

Aver si no me rompo

Y a ver si no hay… un condon picao

Picaooooo

Usalo, y goza!

Vamonos!

Hi, I'm J. Al Andalus from Def Con Dos

And I'm Strawberry, good afternoon everyone

Hi Mexico!

What's the matter?

Hey nobody uses me

Either he uses me broken, or he uses me chopped, or he uses me out of date

Or just don't use me

Hey what's up?

Mr. Condom said no to me uuuuuuuuu

That you don't, that you don't, that you don't use me

That they don't use me, that they don't love me

That in ca, that in little house they hate me for

They don't want me pa nai they don't want me tirai

Or they have me forgotten at the bottom of the drawer

Or they keep me in the portfolio until the date expires

And I say poor sir condom and I say poor sir condom

That no one loves him usai that no one loves him usai

If you don't want the virus, if you don't want the virus, if you don't want HIV

Dust out the drawer and throw away the condom

And buy another one that has the date that has it right

And that everything is ready to fuck

To give you a stick and to enjoy

To see enjoy and to have a good time

That's what it's for, that's what it's for

The sex

With promiscuity and wanting to enjoy

And wanting to have a good time

Eager to catch a good atmosphere

With friends, with friends

With men, with women

As each one likes each one pleases

With respect and with love

Or without him, which is not necessary either, eh?

Everything has to be said and

What's up?

And then Mr. Condom told me

Mr. Condom Mr. Condom

Oh how well I stay oh how well I stay

That I have found those of Def Con Dos

To those of Def Con Dos to those of Def Con Dos

whom?

Oh!

To those of def with two to those of def with two

That I have found those of def with two

Said don condom said don condom use meee

use me life use me

Take me out of the drawer throw me in the trash and go to the pharmacy

And buy a new one that is very good

And don't wash it!

That for each fuck is worth nothing more than once a condom

Don't be dirty man, don't wash it and then pull

Again, well no.

For each fuck once and then to the trash

No to the water that gets stuck!

And to enjoy and have a good time

Everyone enjoys what he likes the most!

and have a good time

And to enjoy and to fuck and to enjoy

And to take a stick as everyone may like

And where everyone wants to enjoy

But with a condom said don condon

That if I don't go it's worth nothing

What if I don't go, nothing more than you are playing

With the death lady many times because there are bugs

What is put on things

And a lot of filth from the lack of hygiene

That you don't wash what you have, which is the…

That we are def with two!

That we are not black leg

But it doesn't matter as if we were

Go on, go on, go on, go on

Mr. condom, who was happy, left

I'm so happy I'm leaving

Let's see if they take me out of the envelope

Let's see if they don't break me

Let's see if I don't break

And let's see if there isn't... a picao condom

itchy

Use it, and enjoy!

Let's go!