Cuanta cacota II - Def Con Dos

Sales con amigos y algunos conocidos

Tratando de hacer migas por varios motivos

Trabajo, ligoteo, afinidad profesional

No sabes lo que buscas ni lo que vas a encontrar

Pero cuado toca pagar las copas

Casi todos disimulan, se escaquean, te abandonan

Uno se va al baño, otros al cajero

Y a ti te toca siempre acoquinarle al camarero

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Nunca te fies del que no paga su copa

Tu mejor amigo ha roto con su novia

Y has tenido que aguantar su llorera tonta

Y para que la olvide tú tratas de ayudarle

Diciéndole que era una tipa insoportable

Tenía el culo gordo, hablaba muy alto

Era una palurda que causaba espanto

Pero hace una semana que se han reconciliado

Y a ver que cara pones a tu amigo ennoviado

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La pusiste a parir y ahora sabes que te odia

¡Ay qué amigos somos!

¡Qué bien nos caemos!

Aunque nos conozcamos desde hace poco tiempo

Y he de serte franco, te seré sincero

Necesito que me prestes un poco de dinero

Amistad y dinero, agua y aceite

Si te dejo la pasta no vuelvo a verte

Amistad y dinero, agua y aceite

Si me dejas la pasta no vuelves a verme

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Dinero y amistad no se mezcla ni se roza

Otro buen amigo recién separado

Viene a vivir contigo deprimido y cabreado

Odia a su exmujer porque se ha quedado

Con el piso que con tanto sudor había comprado

Y es que hay que ser tonto, hay que ser pardillo

Para divorciarse cuando se tienen hijos

Él va a la puta calle y de cabeza a tu casa

Y trágate a tu amigo el tiempo que haga falta

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Te comes tú el marrón si el colega se divorcia

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Nunca te fies del que no paga su copa

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La pusiste a parir y ahora sabes que te odia

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Dinero y amistad no se mezclan ni se rozan

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Te comes tú el marrón si el colega se divorcia

You go out with friends and some acquaintances

Trying to make friends for various reasons

Work, flirt, professional affinity

You don't know what you're looking for or what you're going to find

But when it's time to pay for the drinks

Almost everyone hides, they shy away, they abandon you

One goes to the bathroom, others to the cashier

And you always have to scare the waiter

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Never trust the one who does not pay for his drink

Your best friend has broken up with his girlfriend

And you've had to put up with their silly crying

And so that he forgets her, you try to help him

Telling her that she was an unbearable girl

She had a fat ass, she talked real loud

She was a slob who caused horror

But a week ago they reconciled

And let's see what face you put on your enamored friend

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You put her to give birth and now you know that she hates you

Oh what friends we are!

How well we like each other!

Even though we've only known each other for a short time

And I have to be frank, I'll be honest

I need you to lend me some money

Friendship and money, water and oil

If I leave you the pasta I will never see you again

Friendship and money, water and oil

If you leave me the dough, you won't see me again

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Money and friendship do not mix or touch

Another good friend just separated

He comes to live with you depressed and pissed off

He hates his ex-wife because she has stayed

With the apartment that with so much sweat had bought

And you have to be a fool, you have to be a nerd

To get divorced when you have children

He goes to the fucking street and head to your house

And swallow your friend as long as it takes

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You eat the brown if the colleague gets divorced

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Never trust the one who does not pay for his drink

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You put her to give birth and now you know that he hates you

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Money and friendship do not mix or rub

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You eat the brown if the colleague gets divorced