Monkey David Wine - David Allan Coe

You freeze the knees of a spider crawling backwards

Take the fat from the back of a hog

Catch an alligator, cut off its toenails

Throw in the eye of a dog

Add a tablespoon of cider, baby

Then you mix it till its fine

And when you got it finished, baby

Monkey David Wine

Monkey David Wine

Monkey David Wine

Monkey David Wine, Your Frankenstein

Child, it’s gonna make you lose your mind

When your eyes get red and puffy

Your skin starts peeling too

You wake up in jail with lice in your hair

Lord what did you do

You been drinking

Monkey David Wine

Monkey David Wine

Monkey David Wine

Monkey David Wine, your porcupine

It’s gonna make you lose your mind

You take the left eye from a fly flying backwards

Soak it in the scales from a snake

Stir with the toes from a rat tail monkey

Set your oven on bake

Wrap up a hair from a local square

Two toothpicks for a of twine

Friend you ain’t never drank nothing now

Till you tasted Monkey David Wine

Monkey David Wine

Monkey David Wine

Monkey David Wine, your porcupine

It’s gonna make you mine now