Conjer Man - David Allan Coe

I was born in the jungle

Raised in a tree

Living off the fish

That swam in the sea

My mama’s a witch

And my daddy is dead

From some junk my mama

Done rubbed in his head

At the age of twelve

I came alive

When my mama taught me

That witchcraft jive

Now I’m a conjer man

Gonna cast my spell on you

Monkey toes and elephant stew

Gonna cast my spell on you

Smoking black onion

Eating dynamite

All you pretty womens

Better stay out of sight

My cats been crawlin'

And my head’s red hot

Got a new love potion baby

Brewing in my pot

I’m the king of the jungle

You know I am

You better be good to me girl

I’m a conjer man

I’m a conjer man

Gonna cast my spell on you

Monkey toes and elephant stew

Gonna cast my spell on you

Fried bat rings smothered in bubblegum

Chocolate covered ant eaters

The left hind leg of a giraffe

Cook these over a slow fire

Two halves from a cow’s tail

Mix in a little bit of monkey David wine

Gonna cast my spell on you

Bitch