Don Dada - Das Racist, Heems

No Boho, catch me up in SoHo

Dressed like a hobo, get fo' hoes and close to no clothes

Rococo fo’sho' though.

«Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo,»

Kool A. Deezy like Yeezy, no photo

Kool-aid dizzy like Drizzy, man, like

«He ain’t coppin' that, is he, man?»

No, no

No, he isn’t, though record companies hoard the guap (damn)

Kid’s up in magazines and can’t even afford to cop

Can’t even afford to shop.

So, I can’t afford to stop

Until I can afford a Ford or even a

Rav4

for pops

No, a Volvo;

I should probably do better than that

Hope to get a Gordon Gartrell sweater off cheddars from raps

I shoplifted Tao Lin’s Shoplifting from American Apparel,

But I didn’t get caught like Perry Farrell.

Hot Strawberry, Darryl

Hanna-Barbera

Burberry cologne on, looking for a skull to get my bone on

Phone on, phone is ringing.

«Oh my god me no answer no private call

Me no think me canno scribe at all.

need a heineken a line and a tylenol

And another line again, and another heineken.»

All of the mendicants scam to sell the women cool water

Cool, I’ll just bring 'em me.

All up in the vatican, yo

Is it parody, comedy, novelty, or scholarly?

A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B

A little Common Projects,

a little bit of Wallabees

Probably.

You can always find me where the challah be

Yeah, that’s bread, that’s cheese, that’s big meats

Read Iceberg Slim, hear raps about Big Meech

Catch me on the Big Beach with a girl that dig me

Olive skin, short hair, she stay quotin' biggie

And listening to

Grizzly

, stay hatin Drizzy

We be gettin busy, she tell me that she miss' me

Some girls want to kiss me and others want to diss me

Call me mister «Damn, he ain’t tweetin that is he?»

Boots true Ecco, too.

His loose noogz, cuckoo

All these other rappers be rapping like poo-poo

Pee-pee,

caca

.

Heem a Don Dada

You can try to comprehend it, dog, why bother?

Taliban Chic, I’m a Taliban Freak

Mister tally man told me I’m bananas last week

Went from broke to makin', like, a stack a day

Kobe beef burger is sushi to Japanese

Went from public school cafeteria food melees

To fresh prosciutto shipped in to-day from San Daniele

A Young Pelé.

You rock jeans from Pepe

Big microphone hippie.

Hit New Dilly, really

Me mind 'pon me melanin, melanin 'pon me mind

Grustle Crowe flow, that’s hustle plus grind

Grind

Grind

Grind