Torchlight - Dan Bull

I’m in the dungeon under torchlight, hunting for some more fights

Lunging at these monsters with a hundred different sword types

Sorry chum, this one just isn’t your night

I’m plundering your undergarments, but they feel all tight

I collect the sets of armour, check my rare pajamas

I slot the buttonhole with ember for some extra mana

My hotbar’s rock hard, I’m rough like a dog bark

You’re taking a beating, I’ve got heart

Drop bars like a bard practising a lost art

Rap battling a path to the boss part

On hard

To ensure I’ve done the job I employ a wondrous wand

You just can’t get the staff these days

Go on, jog on

Waving my piece at dangerous beasts, aim and then squeeze

Flaming and making them bleed, draining their veins

Changing their brain to debris, savour the pain and release

When I slay 'em and the game says:

«Your fame has increased» (Abracadabra)

Open up a portal, get back to town

Trade resources at the stores and then head back down

Lay the smack down on an smorgasbord of organisms

If you’ve got an issue with it, soz, it isn’t your decision

This is an important mission, and in your position

I’d put a cork in it, stop talking all this squawk and listen

Or I’ll leave you in a poor condition, call a mortician

There’s nothing more that we can do for you

The lore’s been written

Feed my pet a couple of fishes, delicious

Please grant my wishes when I enchant my britches

When I’m battling with a Mycon, see a Tu’tara pick a fight

See a Ratlin get a fight on while I’m sparring with a Bittersprite

Look

I’m not the fickle type, never discriminated

If it exists, then it begs to be eliminated

Immolated

And if I spring a Mimic imitating anything

You better believe that I’ll obliterate it

With a vicious uppercut, call it a facelift

If you faith, pray 'cause your fate’s writ

Gadzooks, look in my hands, loot gathered up to transmute

The money that I earn gets burned like a damn Zoot

I’m overloading on potions and just hoping

I can go in on the next boss without overdosing

All this alchemy is probably not healthy, meaning

If I use it on my enemies it’ll be helping me

Light the torches

And get down