Rocket League Ye - Dan Bull

I never liked football at school

Was never liked much by the cool kids

And I wasn’t picked from the line-up

Until the last, it was tough, it was cruel

And I wasn’t into motor racing

It seemed too slow, too basic

Crashing was a no-no

Ramming other cars was rated too invasive

Come on, let me put them through their paces

Let’s do it properly

Lick a shoot of broccoli

Buckle up and boot up

Rocket League!

Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars

With wheels and grills in place of heels

Of course, you’re gonna get tackled hard

Little cars and big balls

Big balls, little cars

The crowd count down aloud

View the newest shooting stars

Little cars and big balls

Big balls, little cars

Three, two, one, charge!

Mix FIFA, Tony Hawk and Carmageddon

I’m in heaven, even at the thought of it

In half a second, I’m tumescent

Move aside Viagra

I’m throbbing at the bonnet of an E-Type Jaguar

I’m flustered, the rush has got me gushing like Niagara

Rap star, soccer crossed with Nascar

Not a crowd pleaser

I leave the people shouting, «That's harsh!»

I do what I gots to do to get those balls

To bless those goals

Don’t give a shit if you drive a Silver Shadow, man

I’ll wreck your rolls

Little cars and big balls

Big balls, little cars

The crowd count down aloud

View the newest shooting stars

Little cars and big balls

Big balls, little cars

Three, two, one, charge!

When I burn out my nitro

Better turn down your iso

It’s a photo-finish so the arena just might blow

I might go psycho

Super-charged like a rhino, large like a dino

Size aside

My machine is anything but micro

I’m coming for you fast

You scummy little twat

You just got battered by a car

In a funny little hat

Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars

With wheels and grills in place of heels

Of course, you’re gonna get tackled hard

Little cars and big balls

Big balls, little cars

The crowd count down aloud

View the newest shooting stars

Little cars and big balls

Big balls, little cars

Three, two, one, charge!