Facts - Dan Bull

Listen up, the title of the song is, uh, «Facts»

And, uh, as a result of said title I suppose I ought to

Divulge a couple of facts myself

Did you know

That the earth is not actually round?

It’s a pyramid

Did you know

That the mating call of the common housefly is this

«Come here, little…»

Did you know

That when biscuits go soggy

It’s not always due to moisture in the air?

It’s actually moisture within the biscuit

Moving and making the biscuit soggy

Alternatively, it’s because a group of boys have gathered 'round and

Played some sort of competitive sport

Of which I shall not disclose the details here, perhaps another time

Did you know

That the word «fluff"is spelled F-L-U-P-H?

It’s one of the most commonly misspelled words in, in, in, in English

Did you know

That this is not, not the end of this track?