Call Me On The Under - D-Shot, E-40

Man, E, did I tell you about this tender I hooked up with at the club last

night?

Unh-uh, you didn’t even tell me the blasé

Man, she was like proper

Clydesdale?

Clydesdale, 6-footer

Well, what was up with baby?

She say she got a man;

I just gave her my number and told her to call me on the

under

Mm, like that?

Like that…

You can call me on the under

If you need someone to talk to, just dial my number

You can call me on the under

If you need someone to talk to, just dial my number

You can call me on the under

If you need someone to talk to, just dial my number

You can call me on the under

If you need someone to talk to, just dial my number

Late one night, me and road dawg got the bar twisted

Perved, trippin' off the times that’s hard

Drunk off that gin

Talkin' about how the black man never wins

And so I looks to my right

I spotted this freak, and man, she was hooker tight

And so I kept my eyes on her

Until she got the contact that the Shot wanted to know her

And so I made my move, strutted real smooth

And straight game was pursued

She was lovin' every minute of it

And at that point, that’s when the Shot started lustin'

She said, «I gotta go, I gotta get gone»

I’m like, «Why?», «'Cause my man’s at home»

Well, take my pager number

If you need someone to talk to, call me on the under

You can call me on the under

If you need someone to talk to, just dial my number

You can call me on the unda

If you need someone to talk to, just dial my number

You can call me on the under

If you need someone to talk to, just dial my number

You can call me on the under

If you need someone to talk to, just dial my number

I’m scattin', I’m scootin', listening to The Click

Peepin' out the tenders ridin' up and down the strip

As I veer to the left I see a car fulla

Light-skinneded hotties in a Corsica

They was bouncin' up and down sayin' «Hey»

But I was going the opposite way

Busted me a U-ey in the middle (middle)

Hit the gas pedal just a little (little)

Bumper to bumper, side by side, I’m finna be at the

One on the passenger side looking like Halle Berry

Baby wasn’t really trippin', if anything, she was tippin'

Sittin' up there talkin' about:

«E-40 Water, I love you, I’m really down for the stickin'»

Where y’alls about to be?

She said they’s about to be at the cariby

But I’m finna, like, try to plug up with a big ol' baller like you, E

I said, «You ain’t said anything but a word, I thought you heard

I’m the one to make you wonder

Here’s my voicemail number, call me on the under»

You can call me on the under

If you need someone to talk to, just dial my number

You can call me on the under

If you need someone to talk to, just dial my number

You can call me on the under

If you need someone to talk to, just dial my number

You can call me on the under

If you need someone to talk to, just dial my number

Pick up the phone and dial 1−900

So the Shot could come through and straight plug it

By the way, the tender said «Hey

Bring a little bit of dank and some Rossi»

So we can pidnerv straight to the cidnurb

I thought you hidneard

That the Shot was down for the rubbin'

Before we start, do a little touchin'

So the S-H-O-T can go to work

Several styles on the couch, makin' them legs jerk

Then take a puff of the dank for extra energy

And wait, until the next hoe calls me

You can call me on the under

If you need someone to talk to, just dial my number

You can call me on the under

If you need someone to talk to, just dial my number

You can call me on the under

If you need someone to talk to, just dial my number

You can call me on the under

If you need someone to talk to, just dial my number

Hello

Hello, what’s up?

Yeah, what’s up?

Nothin', you, baby.

You know I ain’t seen you in a while and thangs

And you know I’m kinda missin' you, and, uh, my man is gonna be gone for a few

days

And I wanna know if we can get together and hook it up

I just want to plug a little bit (I wanna plug)

I just want to plug a little bit (I wanna plug you the right way)

I just want to plug a little bit (I wanna plug you, baby)

I just want to plug a little bit (We can keep it on the under, ah yeah)

(Just a little bit, oh, nobody has to know)

(I'll be plugging you… on the late night… just a little bit)