911 - Cyndi Lauper

There’s a riot in the kitchen and the bed’s on fire

There’s a locket in my pocket that I can’t find

Oh, I’m at the window whistling in the wind

I’m at my own front door and I can’t get in

I’m dialing up 911

I’m on the brink of trouble again

If you could change the time a little

Then everything else would be fine, fine, fine

Tell me do you have a home-made remedy

The only time we talk is in our sleep

Oh, he likes mornings, I like the moon

It’s a typical case of too little, too soon

I’m dialing up 911

I’m on the brink of trouble again

If you could change the time a little

Then everything else would be fine, fine, fine

My back is in the corner

My boat is taking on water

You can’t wrap fire up in paper

And you can’t rap your way out of here

Oh I like mornings, he likes the moon

It’s a typical case of too late, too soon

I’m dialing up 911

I’m on the brink of trouble again

If you could change the time a little

Then everything else would be fine, fine, fine

Oh, I’m dialing up 911

I’m on the brink of trouble again

If you could change the time a little

Then everything else would be fine, fine, fine

I’m dialing up the 911

I’m dialing up the 911

I’m dialing up the 911

I’m dialing up the 911

The 911 emergency number

Is not in effect in the area where you are

Please hang up and dial «0» for operator

This is a recording, ha-ha!