I'm Wild About That Thing - Coldcut

Everything you always wanted to know about

About

About

About

But were afraid to ask

So this is the story of how your life began

This is the story of you

A simple, honest, yes or no, or true (please be ready) or false

We begin the test in five seconds

Three, two, one

All my life my mother kept telling me

Sex is bad, sex is wrong

When I’m having sex, I’ll do anything

I do about everything I want in my sex life

Without reservation

Big girls, ooh!

Bad girls, ooh!

Blond girls, ooh!

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Big girls, ooh!

Bad girls, ooh!

Blond girls, ooh!

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

You want me to do what with my hand?

You know you’re disgusting?

Oh my God that feels terrific!

Bob, what do you know about girls?

Well gosh, Doctor, they’re a lot different than boys

You’re probably wondering (squeeze it)

How the father (pushing down)

Gets into the body of the mother.

(squeeze it)

Rigid and vibrating!

Big girls, ooh!

Bad girls, ooh!

Blond girls, ooh!

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Big girls, ooh!

Bad girls, ooh!

Blond girls, ooh!

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

There begins to be a warm feeling

Ah, so good

The whole area begins to feel tingly

Oh, that’s what I like to hear

Physiologically, she goes into high gear

The pulse rate doubles

As high as 160 beats per minute

Breathing increases to an interrupted panting state

As the momentum increases

I feel a satisfying warmth

It

Go on, pet

Increases the motion and

The sensations are so intense

I become so absorbed

I’m unaware of anything except what’s happening between us

Till I feel so much passion that I can no longer contain myself

And in a moment of fulfillment, I burst free

With fantastic throbs

And with the reach of my climax

Each powerful throb seems to go through me

After I feel the most complete relaxation and contentment

Steinsky!

Whoa!

Big girls, ooh!

Bad girls, ooh!

Blond girls, ooh!

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Big girls, ooh!

Bad girls, ooh!

Blond girls, ooh!

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Inside my mind

My imagination

I indulge in the wildest of fantasies

Be as honest as you can

Big girls, ooh!

Bad girls, ooh!

Blond girls, ooh!

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Big girls, ooh!

Bad girls, ooh!

Blond girls, ooh!

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

I’m a sex goddess!

It isn’t a sexual thing, it’s a political thing!

You’re a woman…

Be one!

It’s wonderful

I feel so good

I am satisfied with you

Those are the precious moments

You know, Doctor…

You’re right!

Sex is fun

No apparent input

Have turned up unexplained voices

On the tape

No sounds are heard or emitted

During the recording

They

Voices of unknown origin

Then

Then

Then

Took a scissors and cut these …

At random

These cutup experiments appeared

At random and cut in (?)

How random is random?