Evil No. 2 - Chris Rea

They call me love

They call me dear

They kiss off and leave me

For their own career

Got a satellite dish, I’m all alone

With my little goldfish

And Eminem, on my headphones

You heard that yet?

No, you will, oh

Selfish pigs put the blame on me

So hacked off what I came to be

I’m off the tracks, now I’m all at sea

They like jogging more than they like me

(They like jogging more than they like me)

That’s why I’m evil

Evil number 2

Mummy got a boyfriend

Daddy got a girlfriend

Gotta go away at weekends

I tell you what I’ll do

Take every pill that I see

You can do what you want to me

I’m only trying to break free

From the evil you do

Evil

Yeah, I’m evil number 2

Need to have something

Becomes the seed to have anything

The lonely tears have dried up

And the brain cells start to fry

My heart cries out for new things

Turns to anything will do things

My left sides like a train crash

Form all the things I tried

I was so scared

(Scared)

I was lonely

(Lonely)

I got mixed up

(I got mixed up)

Now I’m only

Evil

Evil number 2

Evil

Evil number 2

Mummy and daddy’s on Prozac

Said they’re happy but they won’t be back

I hope they have a heart attack

Of what they done to me

They left me for a wine bar

They left me for the wrong car

I dunno how I got this far

Evil

Evil number 2

Eminem ain’t so far away from this

Mummy got a boyfriend

Daddy got a girlfriend

Gotta go away at weekends

I tell you what I’ll do

Take every pill that I see

You can do what you want to me

I’m only trying to break free

From the evil you do

Evil

Yeah, evil

Evil number 2

Evil

Evil number 2

Yeah, evil

Evil number 2

Evil

Evil number 2

Yeah, evil

Evil number 2

Evil

Evil number 2

I’m evil

Evil number 2

Evil