Dave - Cheech & Chong

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: It’s me, Dave.

Open up, man, I got the stuff

(More knocks)

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: It’s me, Dave, man.

Open up, I got the stuff

CHONG: Who?

CHEECH: It’s, Dave, man.

Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here

(More knocks)

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: It’s, Dave, man.

Will you open up, I got the stuff with me

CHONG: Who?

CHEECH: Dave, man.

Open up

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Yeah, Dave.

C’mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me

CHONG: Dave’s not here

CHEECH: No, man, I’m Dave, man

(Sharp knocks at the door)

CHEECH: Hey, c’mon, man

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: It’s Dave, man.

Will you open up?

I got the stuff with me

CHONG: Who?

CHEECH: Dave, man.

Open up

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Yeah, Dave

CHONG: Dave’s not here

CHEECH: What the hell?

No, man, I am Dave, man.

Will you…

(More knocks)

CHEECH: C’mon!

Open up the door, will you?

I got the stuff with me,

I think the cops saw me

CHONG: Who is it?

CHEECH: Oh, what the hell is it… c'mon.

Open up the door!

It’s Dave!

CHONG: Who?

CHEECH: Dave!

D-A-V-E!

Will you open up the goddam door!

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Yeah, Dave!

CHONG: Dave?

CHEECH: Right, man.

Dave.

Now will you open up the door?

CHONG: Dave’s not here