Bloat On - Cheech & Chong, The Bloaters

Ladies and gentlemen

Will you please welcome

(Bloat, bloat on)

The Fabulous Bloaters

(Bloat, bloat, bloat on)

(Bloat on, bloat on)

Hamburger

And my name is Leroy

And I love a hamburger

That’s nice and juicy

A hamburger that gets on

Everything and everybody

A burger with nice, soft

Warm browm buns

Covered with mustard and relish

And ketchup dripping on down

Lots of onions and mayonnaise

What’s that you said, honey

Hold the pickle

Hold the lettuce

Say, baby, hold your mouth

I want it my way

And if you want my way

All you got to do is

Mmm, take my hand

Come with me, baby

To Burger Land

Let me show you

How good it can be

Eating burgers with me

(Bloat, bloat on)

Get me another burger, baby

See, I’m sick, I gotta eat

(Bloat on, bloat on)

I got Dunlap’s disease

That’s where I eat so much

(Bloat, bloat, bloat on)

My belly done lapped over my belt

Oh, yeah (bloat on, bloat on)

Ice Cream

And my name is Sugar

And I love all the

Flavors of the world

I like chocolate and vanilla

And mocha but, ooh

My favorite is licorice

But I also like pistachio

And strawberry and raspberry

And boysenberry and berry berry

Mmm, baby, if y’all wanna

Share some sugar with Sugar

Just reach out

Ooh, take my hand

Come with me, baby

To Sugar Land

Let me show you

How good it can be

Eating sweet things with me

(Bloat, bloat on)

Oh, no, baby

Don’t show me that

I can’t eat that

(Bloat on, bloat on)

'Cause I’m on a seafood diet

That’s everything I see, I eats

(Bloat, bloat, bloat on)

So take it on ov… well

Bring it back on over here

(Bloat, bloat on)

Maybe I’ll just have a few licks

Chow Mein

Andah my name ah Lawwy

And I like-a Chow Mein that ah

Haveah everything all over everything

A real house special

You know, ah

Foo ap, ah, chow siu, ah

Seow gay, ah

Chum chayogung, howaya guma

Dum sum-ah, hay gow, yung cow

Fresh vegetabow and cawwots

Also, I like a sweet and sour

Number two combo wiffa

Two 7-Uppee

And, baby, if you like that

Hey, baby, you come on down

Yeah, you come on down

Let me take you to Chinatown

Let me show you

How good it can be

Eating chinese food with Larry

Hamburger, ice cream

Chow Mein, ha ha ha ha

(Burp) Bromo Seltzer